You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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