You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Randomize
