I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
Randomize
