And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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