i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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