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i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low

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(304): View more from West Virginia

I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.

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(818): View more from California

I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.

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(410): View more from Maryland

what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!

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the part where you beat me to him

(410): View more from Maryland

fair enough.

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(573): View more from Missouri

and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions

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(630): View more from Illinois

Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.

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(905): View more from Ontario

My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"

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