it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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