you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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