Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
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