youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
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