people are starting to question the shark bite story
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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