love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I just cut my nipple shaving
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Randomize
