Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
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