I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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