it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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