I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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