turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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