we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
Randomize
