Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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