He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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