So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
How naked do you want me to be?
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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