You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
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