Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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