Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
We don't watch enough power rangers
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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