I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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