Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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