The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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