Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
the day after is always just damage control
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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