That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
i was born a porn star she said
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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