i was rollin on her like bob the builder
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
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