After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
sex in a hospital.. check
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Dick very happy bro
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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