What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
did i walk over a car last night?
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
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