Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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