I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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