Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
she pinky promised me she was 18
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
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