i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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