I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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