we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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