lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
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