we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize