You're so nebulous sometimes
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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