Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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