I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
The power of my boobs compel you
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
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