But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
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