we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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