Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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