i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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