Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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