Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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