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(713): View more from Texas

How bad was it?

(1-713): View more from Texas

You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth

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(647): View more from Ontario

hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair

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(765): View more from Indiana

he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.

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(707): View more from California

I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.

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(828): View more from North Carolina

I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.

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(847): View more from Illinois

He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.

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So... He's a barber?

(847): View more from Illinois

No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?

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(+91): View more from India

he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.

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(513): View more from Ohio

Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick

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