What did we do last night that was yellow?
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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