i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize
