Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
Dignity is for republicans.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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