I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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