Got a toothbrush?
he thought i was a dude.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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