It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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