Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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